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Autor:  Cyniczny Bydlak [ 13 cze 2008, o 23:14 ]
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Autor:  jendrek [ 14 cze 2008, o 23:01 ]
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Beenhakker:"Roger shoot!"
Roger:"Roger."

Autor:  nelson [ 17 cze 2008, o 19:47 ]
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Autor:  nelson [ 18 cze 2008, o 23:48 ]
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Autor:  nelson [ 19 cze 2008, o 00:17 ]
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Autor:  Savage.Mephisto [ 13 lip 2008, o 18:25 ]
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Pani Halinko, jedziemy na weekend do Czech. Prosz? si? pakowa?.
Sekretarka po przyj?ciu do domu przekazuje nowin? m??owi:
- Kryspin, jad? z szefem w delegacj?. Biedactwo, b?dziesz musia? sobie
jako? poradzi? sam.
Facio dzwoni do kochanki:
- Waleria, jest dobrze. Stara wyje?d?a na weekend, zabawimy si? nieco.
Kochanka, nauczycielka matematyki w gimnazjum m?skim dzwoni do swego ucznia:
- Kamilek, b?d? zaj?ta w weekend. Korepetycje odwo?ane.
Zadowolony uczniak dzwoni do dziadka:
- Dziadziu, nie mam korków. Mog? do ciebie wpa?? na weekend.
Dziadek, prezes spó?ki gie?dowej dzwoni do sekretarki:
- Pani Halinko, wyjazd odwo?any. Pojedziemy za tydzie?.
Sekretarka dzwoni do m??a:
- Kryspin, szef odwo?a? wyjazd.
Facet do kochanki:
- Waleria, chujnia. Stara zostaje w chacie.
Kochanka-nauczycielka do ucznia:
- Kamil, korepetycje o 10.00 rano w sobot?.
Ucze? do dziadka:
- Dziadziu, lekcje jednak b?d?. Nie mog? wpa?? do ciebie.
Dziadek-prezes do sekretarki:
- Pani Halinko, jednak w ten weekend wyje?d?amy...

Autor:  NicNieChce [ 13 lip 2008, o 20:58 ]
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Autor:  Amitabh_Bachchan [ 18 lip 2008, o 14:27 ]
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Autor:  PaPrYcZaK [ 14 wrz 2008, o 00:32 ]
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Autor:  Radomianinianka [ 25 wrz 2008, o 21:57 ]
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Autor:  Ajs [ 9 paź 2008, o 16:57 ]
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Wraca m?? z delegacji, troch? wcze?niej ni? zawsze.
Wchodzi do sypialni a tam w ?ó?ku le?y obcy nagi facetgo: gdzie moja ?ona?ona?
A on odpowiada przera?ony - w ?azience, bierze prysznic.
M?? - ja schowam si? w szafie i zobacz? co ?ona zrobi, a ty b?d?
cicho.
Wraca ?ona, w podomce i mówi do go?cia w ?ó?ku - bierz mnie teraz, mocno, brutalnie a? si? posikam.
A go?? - otwórz szaf? to si? posrasz.

Autor:  oska [ 9 paź 2008, o 23:05 ]
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Autor:  Cobretti [ 16 paź 2008, o 08:16 ]
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Autor:  Reyn [ 19 paź 2008, o 14:23 ]
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Autor:  Martine [ 19 paź 2008, o 20:59 ]
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Pani w pierwszej klasie podstawówki wchodzi do klasy i oznajmia:
- Drogie dzieci, dzi? nauczymy si? pisa?: "Ala ma kota". Wyjmujemy komóreczki. Dzieci z bogatych rodzin otwieraj? klapki, a z ubogich odblokowuj? r?cznie..



Przyznam szczerze, ?e mnie zabi?o :hahaha:

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